Good manners are sexy - please be respectful and courteous in all of our interactions. Like you, I also select who I spend my time with, please endeavor to make and maintain a good impression.

Screening is mandatory - as this process can take time, it must be done in advance. If we have not met before, I cannot see you on short notice, appreciate your understanding.

Already friends? While my short notice availability isn’t frequent, I can be tempted into freeing up my schedule for the right plans.

A 20% digital deposit via CashApp/Venmo is required to guarantee our plans.

For our first date, the balance must be in cash. For all future dates, digital methods are available.

I appreciate not being made to ask for my rate. (Bonus points if it’s in your favorite book or a box of buttery croissants!)

Can’t get enough? If I am able to accommodate, extensions are assessed at a rate of $700/hr.

I am playful, clever, and passionate, and in private moments I am full of vim and vigor. I find that I offer the best parts of myself via the girlfriend experience, and respond best to a passionate and athletic but gentle approach.

If there is something you would like to focus on during our date that falls within the above, please feel welcome to bring it up once we are face to face. Please refrain from being explicit in our written communications, we can chat about it in person.

Bringing a snack or beverage to share? Here are a few of my favorites:

  • Snacks: pastries, dark chocolate, charcuteries / cheeses / caviar, fresh fruit, sushi

  • Beverages: light bodied reds, scotch, extra añejo tequila, iced tea, sparkling/mineral water

For dates 3+ hours, I require a snack/drink, meal and/or social activity as appropriate.

Thank you so much, for choosing to spend your time with me. Whether it was our first or fiftieth date, I am so appreciative of you, and hope to see you again soon.

For both of our discretion, I maintain a no review policy — let’s keep things clandestine.

If you are seeking a reference, please do so within 12 months of our last meeting, and alert me in advance so as to not delay your plans!

Please know that I have set my time and energy aside just for you - if you are running late, reach out so that I may accommodate you within reason. If you have to cancel, I’ll miss seeing you.

Cancellations made with more than 24hrs notice are covered by your deposit. Those with less than 24hrs notice must honor 100% of our booked time together.

In the rare circumstance that I have to cancel, I will reverse your digital deposit. Please keep in mind that if you request an alternative option to CashApp/Venmo, I may be unable to reverse it.